our father

 The Lord's Prayer

Our Father who art in heaven;

hallowed be thy name,

thy kingdom come,

thy will be done,

on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread;

and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass

against us;

and lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom

and the power and the glory

forever and ever.

Amem.

dalogues and question structures forum

FFS Dad just pay the gas bill and I'll buy you a multipack there's no need for all of this!

Curtir · Responder · 56 · 20 min

Matthew Grigg 

I want to know how the dogs buy the quavers........ would a shop keeper even sell to a dog... soo many questions before you even get to the blow job stage !

Curtir · Responder · 15 · 17 min

Jordan Graham 

Haha my dog can only sort out Doritos! Let down.

Curtir · Responder · 14 · 20 min 

Are you a hunter? What do you prey upon?

Student: May I come in, sir?

Teacher: Yes, stand here. Why do you always come late?

S: Sir It is the bus which makes me late.

T: What time do you leave home?

S: I always leave home at quarter to eight.

T: How far is your home from here?

S: It is about three kilometers from here.

T: That is why, you get late. You leave your home very late.

S: Sir, I take my break fast at 7:30 a.m.

T: What time do you get up?

S: I get up at about 7:00 a.m.

T: Don't you offer your prayer?

S: Not regularly.

T: My dear. It is a bad habit. Change your routine. Always get up early in the morning. Offer your prayers and go for a morning walk.

S: Sir, there is no park near our home.

T: No problem. You can walk along the street in the morning time. Take breakfast at right time and then leave for school.

S: You are right, sir. From tomorrow, I shall never be late.

T: Good. One thing more keep in mind. Regularity and punctuality conquer the mountains.

A: Thank you very much for your good advice. Can I sit now, sir?

T: Oh Yes, of course.

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Conductor: Ticket. Ticket please.

Student: I'm a student. How much up to Lahore?

C: Rs. 16, sir

S: But students get half fare concession.

C: Are you going to your school?

S: No, I'm going to my uncle's.

C: Do you think that you deserve concession?

S: Yes, because I don't earn money.

C: It is the wrong policy of the Govt. to give Concession to the students wherever they go.

S: It is better for the students.

C: I don't agree. In this way, most of the students keep on wandering.

S: Without purpose no body goes any where.

C: This is the problem. Most of the students misuse this facility. They have given up their studies and keep on moving about.

S: I don't believe. The students who are supposed to study they are studying.

C: Do you believe. The students who are supposed to study they are studying.

S: Do you have your identity card?

C: Sorry. I forgot it back home.

S: How can I come to know that you are a student? Is it written on your face?

C: I'm sorry.

S: Here is half ticket. But next time, you must have your card with you.

S: Thank you.

the bible

 1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2He was with God in the beginning.In the very beginning the Word was with God

Through him God made all things; without him nothing was made that has been made.

4In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind.

5The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.