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FFS Dad just pay the gas bill and I'll buy you a multipack there's no need for all of this!

Curtir · Responder · 56 · 20 min

Matthew Grigg 

I want to know how the dogs buy the quavers........ would a shop keeper even sell to a dog... soo many questions before you even get to the blow job stage !

Curtir · Responder · 15 · 17 min

Jordan Graham 

Haha my dog can only sort out Doritos! Let down.

Curtir · Responder · 14 · 20 min 

Are you a hunter? What do you prey upon?

Student: May I come in, sir?

Teacher: Yes, stand here. Why do you always come late?

S: Sir It is the bus which makes me late.

T: What time do you leave home?

S: I always leave home at quarter to eight.

T: How far is your home from here?

S: It is about three kilometers from here.

T: That is why, you get late. You leave your home very late.

S: Sir, I take my break fast at 7:30 a.m.

T: What time do you get up?

S: I get up at about 7:00 a.m.

T: Don't you offer your prayer?

S: Not regularly.

T: My dear. It is a bad habit. Change your routine. Always get up early in the morning. Offer your prayers and go for a morning walk.

S: Sir, there is no park near our home.

T: No problem. You can walk along the street in the morning time. Take breakfast at right time and then leave for school.

S: You are right, sir. From tomorrow, I shall never be late.

T: Good. One thing more keep in mind. Regularity and punctuality conquer the mountains.

A: Thank you very much for your good advice. Can I sit now, sir?

T: Oh Yes, of course.

https://goodreadingfor.blogspot.com.br/2013/11/a-dialogue-between-student-and-bus.html

Conductor: Ticket. Ticket please.

Student: I'm a student. How much up to Lahore?

C: Rs. 16, sir

S: But students get half fare concession.

C: Are you going to your school?

S: No, I'm going to my uncle's.

C: Do you think that you deserve concession?

S: Yes, because I don't earn money.

C: It is the wrong policy of the Govt. to give Concession to the students wherever they go.

S: It is better for the students.

C: I don't agree. In this way, most of the students keep on wandering.

S: Without purpose no body goes any where.

C: This is the problem. Most of the students misuse this facility. They have given up their studies and keep on moving about.

S: I don't believe. The students who are supposed to study they are studying.

C: Do you believe. The students who are supposed to study they are studying.

S: Do you have your identity card?

C: Sorry. I forgot it back home.

S: How can I come to know that you are a student? Is it written on your face?

C: I'm sorry.

S: Here is half ticket. But next time, you must have your card with you.

S: Thank you.